Love

Lina: I told Max I love him and he said “Whaaaaaat?!”

I'm in Trouble

Lina’s first day of school was today and as we were walking out of orientation we talked about a few of her friends that were in her class.  

Mommy: Did you see Sammy was in your class?

Lina: He was?  I didn’t see him.

Mommy: Yep.  You like Sammy, don’t you?

Lina: Yeah, he’s my man.

Mommy: I thought Max was your man.

Lina: Oh yeah, he is.  I have two mans.