Lina: Mom, why is Santa coming?
Inside Mommy’s Head: Okay, how can I spin this to be about Jesus and not presents?
Mommy: Well, Santa is coming to help us celebrate Jesus’ birthday. Remember we talked about Mary and Joseph?
Lina: Is he coming because it’s Christmas?
Inside Mommy’s Head: Oh yeah, that’s much easier.
Mommy: Yes! That’s exactly why he’s coming!